Weird and Stupid!

Thought I might continue on today with the theme from the other day, "You Can't Fix Stupid." And I'll add to that "You Can't Fix Weird" either.

Have you looked around lately and observed all of the weird and/or stupid people in your workplace or that you might encounter on a regular basis?

Take a gander at these examples:

A man on a flight from New York to Greensboro, N.C., raised so much hell about the flight attendant being slow about getting him some apple juice that the pilot had to land in Philadelphia so the ignoramus could be dealt with by the authorities. Where was he when God handed out brains?

A woman was arrested Tuesday in Port St. Lucie, Florida, when her husband woke up complaining of a terrible headache and discovered, after she took him to the emergency room, he had been shot in the head. The wife says that she accidentally shot her husband behind the ear as he slept. Two things -- she needs to take a firearms course, and he needs to get a Beltone.

Michael Jackson has largely retreated to his bed rather than do any work. He will have to get out of bed soon because the lease runs out on the Vegas mansion tomorrow, and the owner is moving back. Where that leaves Michael is unclear -- on the street, I guess. Friends and family are "very worried" that he's drugged most of the time on prescription pain killers. I like my little Darvocet once in a while, but his pills must be a lot stronger. Now Michael is that case where you look up "weird" in the dictionary, and there is his picture.

A dentist in New York has been practicing his trade for over 30 years. Medicare/Medicaid is demanding some paperwork to substantiate a claim that he submitted. The dentist's claim states that he filled 52 cavities in one man's mouth in one day. You do the math.

One of our most favorite people, Britney Spears, has got to be about three or four bricks short of a load. She has more money than God and yet she reportedly wanted a DIY dye job. I remember when my Mom used to give herself "home perms." That was really pretty scary, and I'm sure that Britney's was as well. It is said that going from bleached to blackish is a recipe for disaster. In her DIY project the Brister somehow managed to pour the chemicals across her face. Her assistant (should be her keeper) had to go to a salon in the early morning hours to get some dye-removal solution. Why is it that she is so successful and yet so dumb?

Well, this sort of thing could just continue on and on. I want to start some sort of campaign to get rid of all of the weird and/or stupid people, but on second thought there would be too few of us left to run the planet.

Have a nice weekend.